The Rock Jokes

How do you beat Dwayne Johnson in a fight?
Throw paper at him.

Why'd Dwayne Johnson's family get tested for covid?
They couldn't smell what the rock was cooking.

What was Dwayne Johnson called in childhood?
The Pebble

What do you call an asian Dwayne Johnson?
The wok.

What happens if you spank Dwayne Johnson?
You hit rock bottom.​